My opponent's presidential campaign has reached a new LOW!
Late last night, my opponent sent his henchmen into my residence (isolet) to deface me and my campaign.
That is correct! The blatant destruction of my beautiful hair at the hands of these barber-arians is the last straw. I have tried to remain civil, but no longer will I tolerate such thuggery!
My sharp, presidential looks have been replaced with a sidewall and a mullet.
Just remember that a vote for my opponent, Johilbar, is a vote for tyranny!
Late last night, my opponent sent his henchmen into my residence (isolet) to deface me and my campaign.
That is correct! The blatant destruction of my beautiful hair at the hands of these barber-arians is the last straw. I have tried to remain civil, but no longer will I tolerate such thuggery!
My sharp, presidential looks have been replaced with a sidewall and a mullet.
Just remember that a vote for my opponent, Johilbar, is a vote for tyranny!
![My name is [Jack Henry]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx1dstu1VXTqBdlR_UWGcLtUZHnh7crZPd8H1IoQb58HYBgW52UhSR-HkfYwDnf3W-fhg4ejqFj9RlgUzpq2lc2BejQ4qoER8Apgvy3AYmkX0MXnCFxg-hsPvo57MSVP7IbogqboVZ8QU/s240/IMG_5568.JPG)
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