Breaking news: Boy doubles in age in one week!

Despite Elaine and I being his parents, Jack Henry has managed to make it to two weeks-old / 31 weeks-old (gestationally-speaking).

So only if Channel 2 News still had its "Big Story", I would totally be able to sell the headline above since its still sweeps month!


Or I would play the angle of "Why are certain Houston doctors telling the parents of this two week-old baby that he is in fact 31 weeks-old? Our investigative reporters go undercover to tell you the truth, tonight at 10PM on Channel 2."