I'm a chunky little teapot, short and stout

Now announcing this morning's heavyweight fight...

In this corner, weighing in at a hefty 7 pounds 5 ounces and 20 inches tall, Jack "Attack" Henry White!!!

And in the opposite corner, his parents, who in their most recent bout lost to sleep deprivation.

This should be a quick K.O. by Jack Henry, but we'll see if the tag-team duo of Elaine "Delivering the Pain" and Stephen "Kinda Even" can match the endurance and power of JH.

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Yup, as you can above - JH has put on another 10 ounces and a 1/4 inch over the last week.

Whew! He's growing!