Fare well, ye running mate of mine.
Yes, my good friend and Vice Presidential Candidate, Avery, is leaving the Rabbit A/B pod today. She has been called away to more important work in using her fiscal expertise to assist the Federal Reserve in addressing monetary policy issues.
Nonetheless, our power ticket of Jack Henry and Avery will proceed on in our determination to lead the way for the emanicipation of babies everywhere and especially in the Rabbit A/B pod.
Even though Avery has left the NICU at the request of our government, she has pledged her support toward our ticket as a sign of solidarity with you, our future consituents.
As pictured with her loyal entourage (aka "parents"), she has already been engaged in some additional projects beyond strengthening the U.S. dollar in that she has begun designs to reconstruct a major north-south thoroughfare in west Houston as well as to compose a new ballet. Quite the diverse talent!
Yet, in case you are considering our opponent, Johilbar, just remember with whom you may be placing your future! In case you have forgotten, I have included a recent picture of the opposition candidate as a reminder.
Yes, my good friend and Vice Presidential Candidate, Avery, is leaving the Rabbit A/B pod today. She has been called away to more important work in using her fiscal expertise to assist the Federal Reserve in addressing monetary policy issues.
Nonetheless, our power ticket of Jack Henry and Avery will proceed on in our determination to lead the way for the emanicipation of babies everywhere and especially in the Rabbit A/B pod.
Even though Avery has left the NICU at the request of our government, she has pledged her support toward our ticket as a sign of solidarity with you, our future consituents.
As pictured with her loyal entourage (aka "parents"), she has already been engaged in some additional projects beyond strengthening the U.S. dollar in that she has begun designs to reconstruct a major north-south thoroughfare in west Houston as well as to compose a new ballet. Quite the diverse talent!
Yet, in case you are considering our opponent, Johilbar, just remember with whom you may be placing your future! In case you have forgotten, I have included a recent picture of the opposition candidate as a reminder.
![My name is [Jack Henry]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx1dstu1VXTqBdlR_UWGcLtUZHnh7crZPd8H1IoQb58HYBgW52UhSR-HkfYwDnf3W-fhg4ejqFj9RlgUzpq2lc2BejQ4qoER8Apgvy3AYmkX0MXnCFxg-hsPvo57MSVP7IbogqboVZ8QU/s240/IMG_5568.JPG)
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